May 28th / 73,418 notes †my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

If your a dude, and you spread your cheeks for a dude. You gotta love that dude.
May 27th / 0 notes †

May 26th / 1,565 notes †tried to commit suicide today. never doing that shit again i almost died



